S-s-s-s-s-sssseeeriously, you people. If you need a description for this by now, you are hilarious. No, just kidding, and a warm welcome to all WeirdAndWired-N00bs. It's Helico Bacter (D'uh!) and he's not getting any younger, so his playground gets bigger, the beats smarter, the skills skillier. Non-straight beats rarely sounded so straight.